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Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

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What gave you the idea that it was sound proof? The lack of complaints? Maybe the yawn was a sign that you need to spice up the vibrator show, just saying.

#10 - On 01/14/2011 at 10:09am by Ranimal

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YDI for putting on a horrible performance. If you could sing, make semi-interesting conversation, and not sound like a zombie in menopause while diddling yourself, you would have heard *fapfapfapfap* instead of a yawn.

#11 - On 01/14/2011 at 10:13am by knibbsy

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