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Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents house instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15792) - you deserved it (71576)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:28pm - intimacy - by JessP (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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when did you place this order that you were worried that the bill would be sent after you moved out?

#6 - On 02/26/2009 at 9:04pm by mrcarmine

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FAIL

#1 - On 02/26/2009 at 8:56pm by cobrakid77678

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