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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26059) - you deserved it (5183)

On 01/09/2011 at 5:18am - intimacy - by S - Singapore

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WHy is that an FML? That sound's funny..

#1 - On 01/09/2011 at 1:27pm by Rellizate

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he was only unloading his gun

#3 - On 01/09/2011 at 1:28pm by Alienkiller

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