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Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14303) - you deserved it (47751)

On 02/26/2009 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by FMluck (woman) - United States (Texas)

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