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Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by legwarmer (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Somehow, I don't remember men always being perverted pricks like this. I'm sorry the mood was ruined for you, darling.

#2 - On 12/31/2010 at 5:01pm by Mirorbo

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Wow, your fiancé has issues.

#11 - On 12/31/2010 at 5:19pm by Doortje

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