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Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39201) - you deserved it (3202)

On 12/24/2010 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsoclean (man) - United States (California)

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You KNOW he did that on purpose. I'm going to do that to my grandchildren, God willing.

#4 - On 12/24/2010 at 7:06pm by starile

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Wow, that must have been traumatizing :|

#3 - On 12/24/2010 at 7:04pm by Doortje

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