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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (255095) - you deserved it (59901)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Do unto others...

#7 - On 02/26/2009 at 5:10pm by jSOPURE

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Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???

#2 - On 02/26/2009 at 5:03pm by GoFish

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