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Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6391) - you deserved it (32914)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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he is in it to win it.

#1 - On 11/27/2010 at 1:51pm by novair

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don't answer the phone whilst haivng sex. that's the height of rudeness.

#10 - On 11/27/2010 at 2:00pm by dynky

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