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Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8252) - you deserved it (38790)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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he is in it to win it.

#1 - On 11/27/2010 at 1:51pm by novair

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Surely you could've just called her back when you were done? Or answered, said you were busy and would call back later or something along those lines?
Next time; turn your phone off. :P

#9 - On 11/27/2010 at 1:59pm by Cinn

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