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Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

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On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)

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Why in the hell would the mom be in there in the first place?

#1 - On 11/27/2010 at 4:14am by nataleeeuh

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Umm if your fiancé could keep it up and in you for 15 minutes well his mom was in the room there might be some issues there.

#3 - On 11/27/2010 at 4:15am by keoct

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