Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14655) - you totally deserved it (79221)
On 04/27/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by BARF (woman) - United States (California)
you know maybe if you were having real sex like normal people do and not cybersex this wouldnt have happened lol
#2 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:35pm by stargirl14
Going past your gag reflex is not hot,
and on the other side how far were trying to put your finger, its not that long... once it was in what were you doing putting your whole hand in?
#6 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:36pm by mylifeisFML56
You must give terrible blow jobs if you can't even stick a whole finger in your mouth without vomiting.
too far down? do you have martian fingers or was your hand in your mouth? I have a bad gag reflex and somewhat long fingers, and putting my finger into my mouth up to the knuckle won't set it off.
If your b/f is anything like me, seeing you barf disgusted him more than anything else could.
#12 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:41pm by Nakedsquirrel
HAHAHAHAHAH true #7!
yeah your life is just.. fucked.
unless hes into that kind of thing
#25 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:58pm by oliviagrizz
this is bull. you'd have to practically stick your entire hand in your mouth to set off your gag reflex.
#28 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:59pm by sunshine_girl
You have the worse gag reflexes ever! I can touch the back of my throat and still have no need to vomit.
I'd hate to imagine what would happen if it was something other than your finger in your mouth.
Dude SELF PWNAGE!
How can you even eat if with one finger in your mouth you puke o.O
P.S. Giveme your mail xD
#31 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:03pm by fatality2009
Eeeeewwww! Yuk...don't think he's be asking you to "have icecream" anytime soon! R0FL!
#32 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:10pm by tWitt3rBuG
...I'm guessing you never given him a very good *blow* ay?
Sucks for him. haha. u threw up.
#33 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:12pm by DizzyDemon0
FYL because now your bf is going to be afraid to let you blow him for real. Or use his laptop.
#36 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:17pm by I_am_stupid_also
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 2girls1cup style, love it !!!
#40 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:24pm by robvicious
#26: That would be so funny if, you knew how to spell it and realized that ANOREXICS don't eat, bulemics throw up. But I see where you were going there.
Bwahahah, yeahh that sucks.
#43 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:29pm by ohhhhshizzz
If ur boyfriend got off on the vomit part, you might want a new boyfriend.
#48 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:36pm by RyanRaygun
lol, 36. You're my hero. Hilarious.
But yes..... I've had to make myself puke before(I'm a bit of a drinker) and I know how difficult it is when I'm trying, wtf is your problem.
#52 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:40pm by TooMuchXbox
thing is like it takes a little bit of gagging to throw up so why did you continue to gag yourself... your dumb fault this is probably not even real
#53 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:44pm by cashewbutt
Thanks for the great laugh!!! I am in a quite library and I busted out laughing. Nice going.
#58 - On 04/27/2009 at 7:01pm by Virgin_Tea
You must have a really bad gag reflex... it usually takes me like 2 fingers or a toothbrush before I vomit...
#63 - On 04/27/2009 at 7:10pm by CherishFlowers
It'd probably be a good idea to know your own limits BEFORE trying anything like that.
#64 - On 04/27/2009 at 7:12pm by kattycakes
seriously? cyber sex? or he could just come over to your house! and sucking on your finger? really? and its kind of hard to make yourself throw up so you must be pretty stupid
#65 - On 04/27/2009 at 7:16pm by juicyfruit23
Unless your boyfriend has a hand fetish, I don't see how sucking on your finger is sexy.
Also, cybersex is stupid.
lol cyber sex.
thats funny stuff, YDI for even having cyber sex in the first place.
#67 - On 04/27/2009 at 7:17pm by ilovefmlife
Crap, why the hell did it post twice? Sorry about that -_-
#75 - On 04/27/2009 at 7:30pm by whitedragon1995
Hmmm.... I smell something, what is that number 71? O wait i no Bull-Shit
#78 - On 04/27/2009 at 7:35pm by Demonchild
13 you fail. disgusting is not hard to spell. unless youre in third grade
#82 - On 04/27/2009 at 7:56pm by iloveericmaynor
That's disgusting!
Hah but i can see that happening.
Bad luck. :)
#83 - On 04/27/2009 at 7:58pm by blondebabycakes
am sorry but that was funny as hell, i guess youre a virgin !! ROFLMAOL ZOMGWTFBBQ
#86 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:10pm by Arabian_Dude
A finger could set off a gag reflex, albeit hilarious. And barf is disgusting no matter who does it. I bet the guys here who get grossed out when their girlfriend does it also doesn't think they take shits either.
#91 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:25pm by arcturusvi
uhh, gtfo the computer.
Also, stop letting your hormones control you.
#92 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:26pm by xClarkGable
Wow ur stupid u diserved it hahaha
So how's it feel trying to act like a slut
Hahaha hopfuly u learned ur lesson
dear god, what kind of fucking idiots inhabit this poor planet?
sucks for him, now we all know whos never getting head.
poor, poor guy.
poor, POOR keyboard.
you get zero sympathy from me.
#95 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:38pm by flyfallfadeaway
Lmfao! Guess you won't be giving real oral sex anytime soon if you gag like that.
#96 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:38pm by squeaksx24
And this is exactly why we consider web cam sex to be lame.
#99 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:46pm by SVelasquez
#26 thats called bulmia not anorexia. good try though
and hahahah thats what you get for cybering and going down as far as the bulimics do on accident. but i do see the fml and the ydi so i clicked both
#101 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:54pm by dancin303
lmaooooo omg im dying. I believe this though. Fingers can set off gag reflexes, while dicks sometimes don't. Just ask a bullimic.
#103- bulimia is a form of anorexia :]
FML from the B/F's point of view : Today, I was cybering with my girlfriend, and she thought it would be extremely kinky to start sucking on her finger. Though disgusted i kept watching, until she triggered her gag reflex, and threw up all over her laptop. I'm never having cyber sex again. FML
#108 - On 04/27/2009 at 9:27pm by Timismaster
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i legit just fell off my chair from laughing so hard
#109 - On 04/27/2009 at 9:33pm by checkyesbecca
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i legit just fell off my chair from laughing so hard
#110 - On 04/27/2009 at 9:33pm by checkyesbecca
Unless you're already bulimic, it's really hard to actually throw up from sticking your finger in your mouth.
ha - i like some of the girls bragging about how they can touch the back of their throats and not vomit....
#112 - On 04/27/2009 at 9:44pm by pinkducttape
wow...
u r so gross
cybersex????
u totally deserv throwing up
#114 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:03pm by jessxoxo28
I call shenanigans.
However, on the off chance that this is real, YDI.
How could you possibly not know your gag reflex was that intense that you couldn't stick your finger in your mouth? Either that, or you thought it'd be hot to attempt to deep throat a finger, either way, you still deserve it.
FY boyfriend's life.
That's got to scar him for life.
I should mention, if she thrusted fast enough, she probably wouldn't know. Not everyone purges and deepthroats like some of you; how the hell do we all know what makes us gag?
#121 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:54pm by takemeaway10
I don't know if you realized "BARF" but you just typed on your keyboard and you just through up all over it. It would be a good idea to wash your hands after you use your computer from now on. An even better idea would be to get a new computer. But in all you should have learned the lesson that sex with penetration via penis into vag - is better than online sex.
#123 - On 04/27/2009 at 11:00pm by kingsolomon89
hahaha i can see this replacing the existing joke:
What's (buffering 21%) the (buffering 45%) best way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on?
This is a lie. You can't stick your finger so far in your mouth in an attempt to be sexy and then puke from it. Your finger actually has to go down your THROAT to set off that kind of reflex. Flat out lie... NEXT!
#131 - On 04/28/2009 at 1:04am by Mouse86
It could have been worse. You could have been going down on him and puked all over him.
#132 - On 04/28/2009 at 1:49am by mjsmclaren
Bad gag reflex.. :(
On the other hand, HE dodged of a FML. =D
#133 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:03am by braFTW
#128 FTW .
if he did that would be a fail .
he obviously got horny off of 2 girls 1 cup xD
#135 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:20am by fallingforever
Oh my gosh people give her a break...
I start gagging and once started throwing up when my doctor put that stick thing in my mouth to push down my tongue and look in my throat...I do however not have any problems giving my man a blowjob...we're also in a long distance relationship for the next 5 months and he also does get turned on by me sucking on my finger because he likes to imagine that I'm sucking on him...
I don't have to stick my fingers in my throat to start gagging...it already happens when I touch the very back of my tongue...and I absolutely hate throwing up, to me it's the most disgusting thing in the world...I can see blood all day long...but throw-up eeeeeewwwwwww................
#136 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:56am by Puolukka
LOL @ #15.
ydi though. cyber is a dumb idea all together.
#137 - On 04/28/2009 at 3:06am by roflstephh
I have had an eating disorder (not bulimia because I didn't do it often enough) and I'm used to forcing myself to throw up...and I've heard of people that just can't do it. And you have to try. So no, I don't think that just sticking your finger in your mouth (or even a little down your throat...but wth would you do that??) would cause you to throw up.
I call fake.
#142 - On 04/28/2009 at 9:00am by dol567
Today I was having cyber sex via webcam with my girlfriend. Just as I was nearly there, she puked all over her webcam. FML.
#146 - On 04/28/2009 at 11:58am by DrinkBainne
#143, its called Bulimia.
you know, those girls who make themselves puke.
yeah.
#147 - On 04/28/2009 at 12:00pm by kayceelove
thanks #147 but how does that apply to wat im saying?
and its not Bulimia if she's not purposely puking to keep herself from gaining wieght.
Throwing up just because you triggered your gag reflex? Pro tip: it's called a gag reflex and not a puke reflex, and there's a reason for that. YDI.
#149 - On 04/28/2009 at 1:19pm by missus_butter
This is something that should belong in an American Pie style, film... You need to relax your throat muscles, or you're going to gag every time, and you don't want to throw up on my boyfriend.
Lmao! Fucktard! This seems way to fake, your gag reflex can't be that sensitive and if it is why the hell would you even attempt to get near it? You must have some fucking long fingers.
Here's a tip screw him for real or use those long ass tips on a chick cause you clearly can't give a decent BJ.
#147...were you referring to me? And yes if I had an ED I think I would know what I'm talking about. To be bulimic, you have to eat a LARGE amount of food in a discrete period of time, then throw up at least 2 times a week for 3 months. People who don't fit in that range have EDNOS - Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Diagnosed. I said that I didn't have bulimia because I didn't throw up often enough.
#160 - On 04/28/2009 at 5:36pm by dol567
I really feel for you. My girlfriend does that too. It really turns me on.
person before me: doesn't have to be nerd love, people can get separated
YDI For cybersex.
You're fucked when it comes to deep throating.
#166 - On 04/28/2009 at 11:10pm by SteezyPeezy
Today, i tried to have sex with my girlfriend over the internet, she stuck her finger down her throat and vomited all over the place when she saw my penis, FML
#167 - On 04/29/2009 at 3:12am by ChrisCrimson
dome.
you're doing it wrong.
you're doing it even MORE wrong if you vomit with your finger. maybe she has really big, fat, LONG fingers...
#168 - On 04/29/2009 at 4:03am by shawnarawwwrr
you fucked up hard..
who has cyber sex?
you just got no wheels!
#172 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:37pm by Gongshow88
HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg was he like too far fom ur house??????? WT EVER THATS HOT!!!!!! lol but i feel sorry for u! what was his face after that? BUT LOL I HOPE HE FORGIVES U AND GIVES U MORE but how old are u if ur like 10 i hope its only cyber not real too many teens and kids are getting pregnat. not heathly! I HOPE UR A GIRL TOO I AM RACISIT AGAISNTS GAYS LOL
I'm trying to decide who is more of an idiot: the OP, or #177.
#178 - On 05/02/2009 at 9:22pm by laurisshnazzy
Okay, I meant to say lakeylove. I guess they deleted a comment and the numbers of comments are fucked up now.
#179 - On 05/03/2009 at 12:49am by laurisshnazzy
Hahaha, FYL. Should have been a bit more careful about that.
#183 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:35am by CapnObvious123
Congrats, you made it to Shane Dawson's video on YouTube!! You should be proud of yourself~~NOT
#193 - On 05/17/2009 at 9:35pm by xo_emily_xo
@177.
Please go back to school.
I'm racist against ignorance.
#195 - On 05/21/2009 at 1:09pm by dearjennyanyway
And that was his cue to pull up the 2 girls 1 Cup website. FYL.
#196 - On 05/21/2009 at 9:38pm by iroquoiswho1033
lol thats so embarrasing & gross! ha what your bf do?!
#197 - On 05/21/2009 at 9:59pm by xO_starstruck_xO
omg, sorry but this had me dying. I would be so embarrassed.
#199 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:41pm by Alwayz_Annoyed
Shane Dawson used this, but he altered it to make it look like you did it in real life, not in cybersex.
All that "do it for real" comments, you obv never had a long distance relationship. So FYL for that hilarious accident!
haha. i dunno whats worse, your fml or the fact that you were on shane dawsons fml videos lol. you tube shane dawson & his fml video if you wanna see it. so funny.
you . fail .
YDI !!!!
Good luck tryin to give good head ^_~ . Dont even DARE think about deep throating .
and #206 XXDD i know . shane dawson is funny .
#207 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:49pm by fallingforever
is this the FML that sShane Dawson was talking about
#211 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:40am by AndrewIsAFungi
That sucks, you should see if he'll get you a new one. I'm thinking a ToughBook.
#213 - On 07/25/2009 at 2:22am by TotallyAwesome
