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Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18085) - you deserved it (90067)

On 04/27/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by BARF (woman) - United States (California)

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