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Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31836) - you deserved it (6383)

On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

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disney movies are amazing ;D <3

#4 - On 11/12/2010 at 9:27pm by LiishaNiinahx

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Your life doesn't suck. You have someone that wants to watch a fun, charming movie with you. Appreciate your lady ... you have one. The meaning of life isn't sex.

#9 - On 11/12/2010 at 9:34pm by def10nes

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