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Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

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It could have been worse! At least you weren't rolling the testes :)

#3 - On 11/11/2010 at 10:33am by marinus

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it's kinda what you get for doing that...

#1 - On 11/11/2010 at 10:29am by hiloman500

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