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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

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On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

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never shave your face with a lollipop in your mouth, stupid thing i did today

#2 - On 10/31/2010 at 4:23am by MetallicaRules19

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Regardless of your stance on hair "down there" he really should learn some tact, particularly at such a personal moment.

#16 - On 10/31/2010 at 4:47am by RC4524

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