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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

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On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

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You know what, fuck any guy who makes demands about a girl's pubic hair. Shaving is a relatively "new" phenomenon, brought on by the onslaught of readily available porn. Girls don't need to do fuck-all to their pubic hair just to accommodate some asshole who was brought on porn and is used to 12 year old looking pussies.

#79 - On 10/31/2010 at 9:12am by Flounder

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Regardless of your stance on hair "down there" he really should learn some tact, particularly at such a personal moment.

#16 - On 10/31/2010 at 4:47am by RC4524

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