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Today, I was out eating lunch with my parents when my mom complained that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimed, "That's because she swallows!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28896) - you deserved it (5263)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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I love ur dad I wish mine was that cool

#3 - On 10/29/2010 at 8:43pm by XsianinvasionX

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lol. that sucks.

#1 - On 10/29/2010 at 8:42pm by beguile

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