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Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14721) - you deserved it (31372)

On 10/27/2010 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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And I'm sure he left u a little parting gift. Get tested and dont have one night stands.

#1 - On 10/28/2010 at 3:26am by hairdreser0nfire

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That's what happens when you let strangers in your house, dumbass.

#5 - On 10/28/2010 at 3:31am by Freeze

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