Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoons while we do it. FML
by shiznit / 10/25/2010 at 3:05pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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Be thankful he doesn't get off faster because he is watching cartoons.
#6 - On 10/25/2010 at 5:08pm by CanucksFTW
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Probably wouldn't last much more than a minute if he was watching Porky Pig, but at least he'd finish you off with "Th-th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!"
#11 - On 10/25/2010 at 5:19pm by perdix
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