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Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27794) - you deserved it (8846)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Get it on one condition: It's gotta be $19.95

#1 - On 10/11/2010 at 1:15pm by Renesaga

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Your tv doesn't even have a power button?????? Unplugging it might be dangerous, but a tv without a physical power button is weird. (And I have an LCD tv)

#3 - On 10/11/2010 at 1:33pm by TheComputerGuy96

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