Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a strip tease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels and tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

by Anonymous / 10/01/2010 at 1:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

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  • Well now I know what not to for my boyfriend.

    Kiss his groin better.

    #3 - On 10/01/2010 at 6:16am by amayasoma

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  • hey honey. it's the though that counts. a zillion guys would trade anyway,

    #21 - On 10/01/2010 at 7:11am by mpclaw

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