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Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a strip tease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels and tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18628) - you deserved it (6292)

On 10/01/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well now I know what not to for my boyfriend.

Kiss his groin better.

#3 - On 10/01/2010 at 6:16am by amayasoma

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+7 | 11

hey honey. it's the though that counts. a zillion guys would trade anyway,

#21 - On 10/01/2010 at 7:11am by mpclaw

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+3 | 3

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