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Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a strip tease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels and tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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On 10/01/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well now I know what not to for my boyfriend.

Kiss his groin better.

#3 - On 10/01/2010 at 6:16am by amayasoma

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look down. you're tied up.
look up. your girlfriend is stripping for you.
look down again. she's about to trip.
look up again. she's tripping.
look down. she elbowed you in the groin.
I'm on a horse.
THATS spice.

#53 - On 10/01/2010 at 9:41am by Smyth

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