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Today, I got in an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML


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On 09/22/2010 at 4:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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look on the bright side, at least you're still having sex

#3 - On 09/22/2010 at 10:22am by philzilla

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That's bullshit OP, find someone who doesn't just want sex.

#4 - On 09/22/2010 at 10:22am by Anti666

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