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Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16963) - you deserved it (6610)

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what is a nymphomaniac?

#5 - On 09/12/2010 at 6:11am by MetallicaRules19

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Your mom's admission was no accident. She was just trying to prevent you from making Daddy another notch in your bedpost.

Unless you are the rare nympho who cares about quality as much as quantity, the fact that he possesses a penis means that incest is inevitable, regardless of whether it is tiny or he uses it poorly. Nice try, Mom.

#38 - On 09/12/2010 at 8:30am by perdix

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