what is a nymphomaniac?
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Your mom's admission was no accident. She was just trying to prevent you from making Daddy another notch in your bedpost.
Unless you are the rare nympho who cares about quality as much as quantity, the fact that he possesses a penis means that incest is inevitable, regardless of whether it is tiny or he uses it poorly. Nice try, Mom.
+22 | 29
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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