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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31888) - you deserved it (4492)

On 09/09/2010 at 1:33am - intimacy - by karebear - United States

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Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML

#5 - On 09/09/2010 at 6:12am by Domonator

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This made me laugh.

I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan.

This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.

#7 - On 09/09/2010 at 6:14am by PurplePigeon

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