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Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14810) - you deserved it (55397)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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