Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13433) - you totally deserved it (51882)
On 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
(0)HAHA, nice. How do you know 63 people saw? You got that many IMs? Or you just mean that many people were online? Because if so, it will probably make you feel better to realise that likely, only a few of them saw.
(0)Lmao #5
Haha but wow that's really dumb, well hopefully most were good enough friends that you can probably just laugh it off.
#9 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:23pm by TheDarkoprince
(0)one a lot like this was already posted: http://www.fmylife.com/search/result/?texte=49f2583e75d08&article=1&from=top
#10 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:24pm by alicemassie
(0)You'd be surprised at how many people it actually happens to. I've come across many of those myself. Not pleasant to have to break it to them.
#13 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:29pm by CaptainJellyBean
(0)That's your own fault for not realizing that. Pretty sure you'll never live that down.
#14 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:29pm by uhhuh_her
(0)Hahahahahaha I bet the people that saw look at u wired now!!!!!!
#16 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:30pm by The_dumbass
(0)What program is this? i know msn doesnt show it to video files.. unless he had like.. it in .mp3 format.. but then it wouldnt be a video.. and he said it was with the "what your listening to.."
(0)I wonder what formats and what players people are using to actually do this - every video I play doesn't do this.
#18 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:34pm by southpaw117
(0)IF it's aim, isn't that only itunes? you watch porn on itunes?
#19 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:34pm by the_question_mar
(0)17 - AIM likely. It reads it off iTunes, so if you're watching a movie in itunes, it still shows up as what you're listening to. From what I understand anyway.
#21 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:34pm by uhhuh_her
(0)Oh, i dont use itunes for movies. anyways itunes only does .mov doesnt it?... most stuff you download is in .avi, am i wrong?
(0)Just cause 63 people were online doesn't mean they all saw...often when someone's messenger is on they only open up the window well definitely not even ten minutes, and plus many of them probably have you in some group or whatever and hidden until they choose to expand that group. though it must be embarrassing! but totally normal, and those who are smart enough to realize that - know it. those that aren't - you shouldn't care about their opinion.
#25 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:40pm by Mr_Positive
(0)and yea, I know ppl that watch porn on itunes to #19
#26 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:40pm by im4evaonyomind
(0).........I know this isnt the place to ask, but why cant i drag my stargate episodes into it then?
(0)what file type is it and how big is the file?? I had truble while outing a long avi. file on my iPod, only 3 min show up out of all of it!
(0)Lol my track coach said that 69 was the magic number today (he meant points but its still funny)
#30 - On 04/24/2009 at 9:04pm by Quinnjamin
(0)THIS Fmylife is fake im a WLM user and what your listenning to is only for audio files
#31 - On 04/24/2009 at 9:05pm by Arabian_Dude
(0)to 31 are you and idiot there are other programs besides WLM, did you ever think of iChat?
god people are so stupid, finding some way to call an FML fake.
(0)#32 - Because he is bringing porn on his honeymoon because his fiance is the one who didn't check the calender before setting the wedding date.
#34 - On 04/24/2009 at 9:10pm by I_am_stupid_also
(0)Why is it so weird or awkward to watch porn when everyone does it? It might be a lil embarrassing but he's not weird fuckers. You all fuckin do it!
And u kno u like it so.
#36 - On 04/24/2009 at 9:19pm by racist_bitch
(0)Who fuckin cares, thats not bad and yes there was one exactly like this. You could just say you're joking around and trying to spark a convo.
#44 - On 04/24/2009 at 10:17pm by nushadow
(0)i play porn with WM player... it wun show up... unless u somehow store porn as an audio file... u deserve it
#45 - On 04/24/2009 at 10:21pm by KenMcGormick
(0)I totally agree with # 36. YLIF just cuz people found out you were watching porn? What guy doesn't (assuming you're a guy)? You're normal..
(0)"Today, I was watching porn on my computer, when I saw that my grandson was also online. He was watching the same porno I was. FML"
#50 - On 04/24/2009 at 10:44pm by missus_butter
(0)Hey, don't sweat it. Porn's nothing to be ashamed of.
#51 - On 04/24/2009 at 10:56pm by greatghost
(0)Aw shit, now that means everyone knows about my pee fetish, FML. ;-)
#52 - On 04/24/2009 at 11:06pm by TryToBeKind
(-1)You people that enable that stuff are idiots. No one really cares what you're listening to. Serves you right, you totally deserve this.
(0)You have bad friends. If I were your friend, I would've been like "send that movie to me when you're done."
#57 - On 04/24/2009 at 11:39pm by DamnGoodTimes
(0)Something to the nay-sayers in regards to WLM: If you're like me and using AMIP to output the now playing from Winamp to WLM, then it will also show video files.
(0)OH NO, NOT PORN D:
i doubt all 63 people on your contact list cared to see what you were "listening to"
#63 - On 04/25/2009 at 1:15am by juggyjones
(0)One time I was on my computer downloading files with a file-sharing client, and someone started downloading a porn video from my computer. I messaged them saying "WTF, PERVERT" and they signed off without finishing the download. Hahaha good times.
#64 - On 04/25/2009 at 1:17am by airandfingers
(0)lol porn isnta bad thing, me and my friends joke about it all the time, actually today my friend gave me a membership 2 a website lol
and before we had a conversation (while we were in a dairy queen) about who's house's we've jacked off in...
in other words, every1 does it lol, who cares
(0)wtf? the "what you're listening to" option doesnt come up if you're watching porn, this is a bunch of bullshit xD
#67 - On 04/25/2009 at 2:11am by rofloldude
(0)It's quite funny all the idiots who comment saying "this isn't true" (#68 for example) only because they have no idea what you can do with computers. Just because you don't know how to do it, doesn't mean it can't be done. Newsflash idiots: there are more than just 3 IM programs out there. Yahoo, MSN, and AIM are not the only things available.
While this is bad, I've had first hand experience of a WoW buddy accidentally pressing his Push-to-Talk button with Ventrilo, while watching porn. 14 of us heard him fapping off to it.
#68 - On 04/25/2009 at 2:44am by Ugrashrath
(0)roflmao, #69 = a bullshitter, I find it hilarious that you're calling me an idiot when you most likely know nothing about computers, whereas I've been programming for 7 years. He said the "what you're listening to" was on
Newflash retard: The "what you're listening to" option only comes up when you're listening to music, not when you're watching a video file, so either he's making up shit without thinking about how it's not possible, or he enjoys wanking while LISTENING to porn...
#69 - On 04/25/2009 at 4:02am by rofloldude
(0)Ahahahahajah , this is y i unplug my intetnet when i do that, hahahahagagagagagahahahahagaggaagagagahahahahahah
(0)A) why do you poeple have so many issues
B) i wantch porn on itunes, ipod video converter, the name would come up if i was in Msn/Aim lol
(0)Lol, no need to unplug, just don't do something stupid. If your like most people... it would say... "**** is watching X-Men Legends, Wolverine"
Haha!
#72 - On 04/25/2009 at 4:38am by lazydeviant
(0)#70, #69 is right. When you watch a vid or listen to a song on Itunes f.e, it shows on the "what you're listening to" thingy.
(0)shit if video's also work on " show what im listening to" then im screwed
#74 - On 04/25/2009 at 6:36am by a1m2a3d4o5
(0)It actually does happen. I can vouch for him. I've seen it happen at least twice with my very own eyes.
#76 - On 04/25/2009 at 7:13am by CaptainJellyBean
(0)Number 70 is an idiot. Video files show up too. This has happened to people on my messenger.
#77 - On 04/25/2009 at 8:07am by Thrillhouse
(0)everybody watches porn dude dont worry about it. just lear to laugh about it when ppl make snide remarks
(0)You deserve if you have ever visited this site. This isn't the first time this same scenario was on here. I doubt even the second.
(0)And that is the reason the "What I'm Listening To" option was created: to embarrass people who forget about it and like to watch porn. Really, does anyone give a shit what others are wasting their time with? Nope. We're all just waiting for a big slip like this one. :D
(0)Obviously, someone didn't read my post correct. Oh Well. It never said he's using iTunes. For all we know, he could be using Windows Media Player or something.
#86 - On 04/25/2009 at 5:21pm by Ugrashrath
(0)who even calls it 'porno' anymore? that's so middle school.
#87 - On 04/25/2009 at 6:44pm by juggyjones
(0)Good job. Try using VLC, KMPlayer, or MPC for your pronz, instead of Winamp, Windows Media Player, or, god forbid, iTunes...
(0)ha screw it! Everyone loves porn, and if they say no, they're lying
#90 - On 04/25/2009 at 9:29pm by Cuff_Bitches
(0)You get a sympathy FML from me, sinces its almost happened to me a few times...
Media Player Classic will also do it, and I used to leave that turned on if I wanted people to see what movies or TV shows I was watching...
Just be careful man, or sign out when you're watching porn... sif you chat whilst watchin! =P
#94 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:59am by Ncc_Tardis
(0)thats funny. but everyone probably assumes you do anyway. And they probably laughed then got over it. its not that bad = )
(0)#88 - VLC has an option now to show what you're watching in your MSN.
#102 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:43pm by SarahxJane
(0)shit how do I know if that option is on for my MSN...dam it..someone tell me..
#103 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:55pm by prince1977
(0)hahaha well thanks for the thumbs up, now i know to turn off my msn haha
#105 - On 04/27/2009 at 12:17am by playful2088
(0)hehehehehehe. I LOVE that! I always get caught with the volume up watching iPhone pornhub in the grocery line, myself!
(0)My favorite thing about this is that the number of people who agree your life is fucked is 6969.
#108 - On 04/28/2009 at 1:59am by Awesomesaurus
(0)what the monkey fuck, you masturbate yourself to sleep? would be hilarious if they told your parents
#109 - On 04/28/2009 at 2:39am by epic_failure_lol
(0)He really has 63 friends who he would be ashamed to have them see that? Damn. I dont have that many...
(0)#111
Just because one person did it in the past, doesn't mean that it will never happen again.
Bahahaha. This still sucks though. On the bright side, at least it wasn't your mother that gave you the message.
#112 - On 04/28/2009 at 4:26pm by spiritsrose
(0)Haha who knew it would show porn on your MSN? I thought it was only for iTunes. Haha fyl
#113 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:51pm by 123flamegirl
(0)thats funny...who cares if your watching porn...everybody watches porn
#114 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:09pm by mustangsami118
(0)Your an idiot. The current feature does not support your scenario. You deserved that one. You also deserve to be sodomized.
(-1)Wow, fake much? This doesn't happen with videos, dipshit. Try adding a real situation next time.
#121 - On 05/12/2009 at 9:33am by admiral_ackbar
(0)this is why u rename porn XD lmfao!i wonder what the name was
#123 - On 05/27/2009 at 11:29pm by PredyJessica
(0)Hahaha, it's an aweful feature xD
But don't worry, it's only satanic.
#125 - On 06/03/2009 at 5:26pm by CasualMaggot
(0)if it's on msn then it doesn't always come up with videos. hence why i never turn it off. however when i do watch a video on my pc i opened in it a different player otherwise wmp goes crap. and i never watch porn :) only films :D
(0)To all those saying "everyone watches porn": That is a false statement. Only those with little imagination have to watch other people doing it to get themselves off. May I be flogged and struck down with a fatal hit of lightning if I'm lying.
