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Today, I was feeling in the mood, so I walked into the kitchen with only my boxers on and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to get in bed. She said, "Okay, but make sure to finish before Gossip Girl starts." FML

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On 09/03/2010 at 3:42pm - intimacy - by Sexylarry - Sent from mobile version

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I don't blame her . I wouldn't miss my fav tv shows for sex . but sorry anyway

#1 - On 09/03/2010 at 5:19pm by bambi114

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Sounds awesome! You get to finish early and not feel bad. Plus, you get to watch "Gossip Girl" after!

#14 - On 09/03/2010 at 5:43pm by Fedor_is_KING

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