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Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML


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On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Your boyfriend is an arsehole.

#3 - On 08/30/2010 at 6:11am by FFML_314

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Seriously, some of you talk like you're still stuck in prepuberty. Especially #26. A "queef" is nothing more but trapped air which gets out. There is not even any fragrance to it. Therefore it does have NOTHING to do with hygienics. There should be mandatory IQ tests for individuals wanting to use the internet. Just like a driver license.

#31 - On 08/30/2010 at 7:38am by ThegiantNinja

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