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Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34856) - you deserved it (6891)

On 08/24/2010 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

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Just compare his dick to a dead engine ;)

#3 - On 08/24/2010 at 10:10am by ActionManly

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Now, I hope you bitch-slapped him with that tire..

#12 - On 08/24/2010 at 10:25am by KSk8r14

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