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Man or woman?

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45967) - you deserved it (5758)

On 08/22/2010 at 8:14am - intimacy - by shawty - Australia (Queensland)

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maybe it was your girlfriend O.o

#23 - On 08/22/2010 at 2:16pm by herbasaur

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My first guess would be your dog.

#5 - On 08/22/2010 at 2:01pm by illmatic2

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