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Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main character on my favorite tv show proposed to his girlfriend. He told me to hang on a second, and later forgot about me while he told his brother about the hot blonde he slept with last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36539) - you deserved it (5582)

On 08/21/2010 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by jessiegirl - United States (Illinois)

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Smooth...

What's wrong with people? Is being faithful really out of style?

#7 - On 08/22/2010 at 3:01am by Mirorbo

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Yeah.. that was me. Sorry

#1 - On 08/22/2010 at 2:55am by CheaRight

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