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Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27773) - you deserved it (70268)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by gabormelchior (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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#3 Or she looks like a complete tramp..

#4 - On 04/24/2009 at 3:53am by buryuntime

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you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall

#6 - On 04/24/2009 at 3:54am by Serial

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