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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML


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On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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now there's 2 pussys in the bed

#9 - On 08/11/2010 at 3:27am by Russian_Roulette

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If he wanted to keep it interesting, he'd have a little remote or switchboard to control fireworks outside the house. He'd hit the switches as he was getting close, time his final thrusting with the time on the wick, and climax as they shot off and exploded in the air.

Meowing is fucking nothing.

#26 - On 08/11/2010 at 3:42am by allmidnighteyes

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