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Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25042) - you deserved it (39687)

On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States

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Maybe you should have sex with your pants off.

#4 - On 08/06/2010 at 3:37am by Freeze

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u only lasted 3 minutes?!? that's pathetic

#2 - On 08/06/2010 at 3:35am by lalala2012

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