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Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17596) - you deserved it (19997)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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