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Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34967) - you deserved it (5229)

On 07/25/2010 at 7:09am - intimacy - by girlgirlinsanity (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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sucks to be you

#1 - On 07/25/2010 at 1:08pm by smr167

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wow, what a bitch, she should've kept it to herself, then.

#2 - On 07/25/2010 at 1:08pm by amayakitty

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