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Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30475) - you deserved it (2658)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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