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Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my mii knocked out her mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one player mode. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35681) - you deserved it (4677)

On 07/15/2010 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by knock_out (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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LOL sore loser

#1 - On 07/16/2010 at 3:06am by BabyDacey

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Okay it sucks for you, OP but that's just hilarious.
Even your Mii is trying to knock some sense into her! :P

#5 - On 07/16/2010 at 3:11am by suntherian

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