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Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (39874)

On 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by allalone - United States (Georgia)

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who were you trying to impress?

#3 - On 07/14/2010 at 3:05am by milakitty21

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Stop playing with your vacuum hose and go to a club or a party....then maybe you can get laid

#2 - On 07/14/2010 at 3:04am by srunano

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