Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML

by allalone / 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

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  • who were you trying to impress?

    #3 - On 07/14/2010 at 3:05am by milakitty21

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  • Stop playing with your vacuum hose and go to a club or a party....then maybe you can get laid

    #2 - On 07/14/2010 at 3:04am by srunano

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