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Man or woman?

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML

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Wow, he sounds like the sensitive, lovey-dovey type.

#1 - On 07/07/2010 at 10:08am by troublant

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Words are cheap! His actions show that he really loves you...r vagina.

#10 - On 07/07/2010 at 10:14am by ArtIsResistance7

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