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Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principle came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 7:05pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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Holy s**t did the school not CRB check the guy

#1 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:25am by Jonesy666

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I find it hard to believe that a school is so poorly managed that a registered sex offender has managed to get temporary work there...

#5 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:33am by Hazimius

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