Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
by starbird / 02/23/2009 at 2:40pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
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This marriage is going to fail.
#4 - On 02/23/2009 at 5:00pm by Dr. Phil
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Marriage is about LOVE. But that does kinda suck.
#2 - On 02/23/2009 at 4:59pm by bobdole
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