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Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62617) - you deserved it (8101)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by starbird (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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