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Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was "sexing" my boyfriend a lot after I put him to bed. After lots of arguing, she banned me from seeing him and took my car away. Only much later did I realize my brother meant "texting". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63018) - you totally deserved it (3298)

On 02/23/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by Megan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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yada's life also sucks

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oh man, that sucks.

#1 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:01pm by kris

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no it blows

#57 - On 07/06/2010 at 1:58am by corbincorbin

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no it exhales

#60 - On 07/18/2010 at 6:52pm by matt5217

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that is true

#61 - On 07/19/2010 at 11:58pm by corbincorbin

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omg! that's awful.

#2 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:02pm by uminuscooll

FYL, how can she do this?

#3 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:10pm by tomatoFace

lol...I hope you explained to her what he meant? Then I hope she realized her mistake...

#4 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:26pm by J

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So were you sexing him a lot?

#5 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:26pm by Diabeetus

#5, she was texting him a lot so i don't think he was at the house to be sexed :P

#6 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:37pm by Alux

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unless they were "sexting"

#53 - On 01/31/2010 at 1:27am by Disco

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bad times indeed

#7 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:38pm by Rhodesy1

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njkjjjn

#56 - On 07/03/2010 at 2:09am by zenox59

How old are you? If you're old enough to be driving, I think she's overreacting to you having sex.

#9 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:53pm by huh?

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i hope your were at least having fun in these texts.

#10 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:56pm by holynemesis1208

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nice!

#11 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:57pm by jon

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What a little brat.

#12 - On 02/23/2009 at 3:01pm by Koopa

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Texting, is that what the kids call it these days?

#13 - On 02/23/2009 at 3:06pm by Bauer

#9.... parents have a hard time letting their 'babies' go and often don't see 'old enough to drive' equating to 'old enough to have sex and possibly end up procreating'

#14 - On 02/23/2009 at 3:50pm by me

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Hearing that a 16+ year old is having sex with her boyfriend doesn't surprise me much. Nor does it surprise most people. If her mother wants to be proactive, she should try teaching her daughter about contraceptives and safe sex rather than punishing her.

To the OP, is it YOUR car or HER car?

#15 - On 02/23/2009 at 4:28pm by huh?

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haha ya that's what my dad says. it's his car but I'm just borrowing it

#58 - On 07/06/2010 at 2:00am by corbincorbin

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Unless you're 9, your mom's overreacting.

#16 - On 02/23/2009 at 4:28pm by ilawlzatyou

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#16
So if she was 10 it would be okay to have sex?

Some parents are really conservative compared to others. I wouldn't expect my kid to have sex until 16 and then I would still be shocked.

A lot of the shock might the mom thought little kid saw/heard her "sexing".

#17 - On 02/23/2009 at 4:52pm by What!?

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you can drive at 13/14 in some places.

#18 - On 02/23/2009 at 4:53pm by ilgatto

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That's not the point. The point is that her brother can't say "t"'s. Someone should fix that.

#19 - On 02/23/2009 at 5:04pm by wil_182

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I agree with everyone else, the age of consent should be moved down to 16.

#20 - On 02/23/2009 at 5:46pm by Diabeetus

LOL #13

#21 - On 02/23/2009 at 5:51pm by dazed

lol @ 19.
the age of consent is 16 here in jerseyyyyyy

#22 - On 02/23/2009 at 6:06pm by ohhh shieeeet

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She could have been texting him to come over and have sex with her.
The brother could have only been awake to see the texting.

#23 - On 02/23/2009 at 6:52pm by katcri

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funny

#24 - On 02/23/2009 at 7:03pm by megacarlos3

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wow, seriously FYL. sorry.

#25 - On 02/23/2009 at 7:29pm by dang

'Only much later' you realized he meant texting... did you get the car back?

#26 - On 02/23/2009 at 8:57pm by woah

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Welcome to my favorites.

Don't worry, you'll have your revenge when he gets older.

#27 - On 02/23/2009 at 8:59pm by jSOPURE

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im not sure if the mom was so mad at the sex thing but more that she thought she was having sex while she was supposed to be babysitting her brother? Im not sure though

#28 - On 02/23/2009 at 9:13pm by KdP310

mmkayy well she left you all alone, what does she expect ?
haha:)damnn girl that sucks, did you get it all cleared up ?

#29 - On 02/23/2009 at 9:46pm by DAMN..

Kids suck, no?

#30 - On 02/23/2009 at 10:12pm by Third Bear

haha. thats funny

#31 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:50pm by waddup

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hahaahahahahahaha

#32 - On 02/24/2009 at 12:14am by kelcie

she banned you from seeing someone who lives in your house?

#33 - On 02/24/2009 at 1:23pm by Dizzo

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she banned her from seeing her bf. read carefully. sometimes you need to

#59 - On 07/06/2010 at 2:02am by corbincorbin

haha that's fucking adorable

#34 - On 02/24/2009 at 3:25pm by Joey

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that really sucks. but it is adorable

#35 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:10pm by mister_man_fml

wow, that reminds me of "atonement".

#36 - On 02/24/2009 at 11:14pm by paul

Wow, seriously little brothers suck. I know this for a fact.

#37 - On 02/25/2009 at 2:56am by Ashley

Dude. Your mom needs to lighten up a bit. Seriously.

However, kids are cute and they say the funniest things! lol

#38 - On 02/25/2009 at 9:05pm by ms. v

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Seriously thats so awful. Your brother really sucks. Teach him that sex is something else and it has nothing to do with texting.

#39 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:39pm by Arabi

well 1, if you didn't get your car back for the child's mislabeling... you admitted to it, which was a bad choice.

And sex is 1 thing... sex after you put your little brother to sleep and being loud enough for him to hear is another.

Denial is key, always.

#40 - On 02/26/2009 at 1:22pm by robbie

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you guys should read the whole FML before leaving comments. He prob knew the difference it's just the fact he's a little kid so they have a hard time pronouncing words with certain consonants. And for the person who said "old enough to drive, old enough for sex".

As long as you are under your parents household it's their rules.

#41 - On 02/27/2009 at 3:45am by Jimmy

fuck your mom, she's retarded.

wait, no...... shes just retarded

#42 - On 02/27/2009 at 10:16pm by joe

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how would your brother know that you were texting? ...

#43 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:03pm by brandix09xkay

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Agreed, that's just awful.
It sounds like something my sister would do, (in the future).
Ughs. That sucks. Sorry.

#44 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:48pm by stfuxxn00b

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hope u got the car back

#45 - On 03/11/2009 at 7:50pm by dogpieboy204

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Your brother's hilarious. He's only four, though, so I would (mostly) forgive him. :P

#46 - On 03/23/2009 at 1:18am by Supahnova

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I would put him in his place.

#51 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:34pm by heig2748

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you moms a bitch. you should be able to see whoever you want. unless you like...under 14.

#47 - On 04/02/2009 at 5:43pm by wesurfeveryday

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her car was taken away she cant be under 14

#52 - On 08/14/2009 at 1:30am by ravar5

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wow FYL for sure

#48 - On 04/12/2009 at 4:08pm by hockeyfan12

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omg that is so cuteee lol

#49 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:52am by sache4

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aww...that sucks :(

#50 - On 05/23/2009 at 1:35pm by greeneggsnsam

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It's only an FML if you didn't have sex. What are you anyway 15?

#54 - On 03/31/2010 at 8:36pm by kekelala3

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that's so dumb of your mom how would a four year old even know what sexting is

#55 - On 04/20/2010 at 12:39am by peaceSUCKAh

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