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oh man, that sucks.
#1 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:01pm by kris
(0)no it blows
(0)no it exhales
(0)that is true
(0)omg! that's awful.
FYL, how can she do this?
#3 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:10pm by tomatoFace
lol...I hope you explained to her what he meant? Then I hope she realized her mistake...
#4 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:26pm by J
(0)So were you sexing him a lot?
#5, she was texting him a lot so i don't think he was at the house to be sexed :P
#6 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:37pm by Alux
(0)unless they were "sexting"
#53 - On 01/31/2010 at 1:27am by Disco
(0)bad times indeed
(0)njkjjjn
#56 - On 07/03/2010 at 2:09am by zenox59
How old are you? If you're old enough to be driving, I think she's overreacting to you having sex.
#9 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:53pm by huh?
(0)i hope your were at least having fun in these texts.
(0)nice!
#11 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:57pm by jon
(0)What a little brat.
(0)Texting, is that what the kids call it these days?
#9.... parents have a hard time letting their 'babies' go and often don't see 'old enough to drive' equating to 'old enough to have sex and possibly end up procreating'
#14 - On 02/23/2009 at 3:50pm by me
#14
Hearing that a 16+ year old is having sex with her boyfriend doesn't surprise me much. Nor does it surprise most people. If her mother wants to be proactive, she should try teaching her daughter about contraceptives and safe sex rather than punishing her.
To the OP, is it YOUR car or HER car?
#15 - On 02/23/2009 at 4:28pm by huh?
(0)haha ya that's what my dad says. it's his car but I'm just borrowing it
(0)Unless you're 9, your mom's overreacting.
(0)#16
So if she was 10 it would be okay to have sex?
Some parents are really conservative compared to others. I wouldn't expect my kid to have sex until 16 and then I would still be shocked.
A lot of the shock might the mom thought little kid saw/heard her "sexing".
(0)you can drive at 13/14 in some places.
(0)That's not the point. The point is that her brother can't say "t"'s. Someone should fix that.
(0)I agree with everyone else, the age of consent should be moved down to 16.
LOL #13
#21 - On 02/23/2009 at 5:51pm by dazed
lol @ 19.
the age of consent is 16 here in jerseyyyyyy
#22 - On 02/23/2009 at 6:06pm by ohhh shieeeet
(0)She could have been texting him to come over and have sex with her.
The brother could have only been awake to see the texting.
(0)funny
(0)wow, seriously FYL. sorry.
#25 - On 02/23/2009 at 7:29pm by dang
'Only much later' you realized he meant texting... did you get the car back?
#26 - On 02/23/2009 at 8:57pm by woah
(0)Welcome to my favorites.
Don't worry, you'll have your revenge when he gets older.
(0)im not sure if the mom was so mad at the sex thing but more that she thought she was having sex while she was supposed to be babysitting her brother? Im not sure though
mmkayy well she left you all alone, what does she expect ?
haha:)damnn girl that sucks, did you get it all cleared up ?
#29 - On 02/23/2009 at 9:46pm by DAMN..
Kids suck, no?
#30 - On 02/23/2009 at 10:12pm by Third Bear
haha. thats funny
#31 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:50pm by waddup
(0)hahaahahahahahaha
she banned you from seeing someone who lives in your house?
#33 - On 02/24/2009 at 1:23pm by Dizzo
(0)she banned her from seeing her bf. read carefully. sometimes you need to
haha that's fucking adorable
#34 - On 02/24/2009 at 3:25pm by Joey
(0)that really sucks. but it is adorable
wow, that reminds me of "atonement".
#36 - On 02/24/2009 at 11:14pm by paul
Wow, seriously little brothers suck. I know this for a fact.
#37 - On 02/25/2009 at 2:56am by Ashley
Dude. Your mom needs to lighten up a bit. Seriously.
However, kids are cute and they say the funniest things! lol
#38 - On 02/25/2009 at 9:05pm by ms. v
(0)Seriously thats so awful. Your brother really sucks. Teach him that sex is something else and it has nothing to do with texting.
well 1, if you didn't get your car back for the child's mislabeling... you admitted to it, which was a bad choice.
And sex is 1 thing... sex after you put your little brother to sleep and being loud enough for him to hear is another.
Denial is key, always.
#40 - On 02/26/2009 at 1:22pm by robbie
(0)you guys should read the whole FML before leaving comments. He prob knew the difference it's just the fact he's a little kid so they have a hard time pronouncing words with certain consonants. And for the person who said "old enough to drive, old enough for sex".
As long as you are under your parents household it's their rules.
fuck your mom, she's retarded.
wait, no...... shes just retarded
#42 - On 02/27/2009 at 10:16pm by joe
(0)how would your brother know that you were texting? ...
(0)Agreed, that's just awful.
It sounds like something my sister would do, (in the future).
Ughs. That sucks. Sorry.
(0)hope u got the car back
(0)Your brother's hilarious. He's only four, though, so I would (mostly) forgive him. :P
(0)I would put him in his place.
#51 - On 07/26/2009 at 5:34pm by heig2748
(0)you moms a bitch. you should be able to see whoever you want. unless you like...under 14.
(0)her car was taken away she cant be under 14
#52 - On 08/14/2009 at 1:30am by ravar5
(0)wow FYL for sure
(0)omg that is so cuteee lol
(0)aww...that sucks :(
#50 - On 05/23/2009 at 1:35pm by greeneggsnsam
(0)It's only an FML if you didn't have sex. What are you anyway 15?
(0)that's so dumb of your mom how would a four year old even know what sexting is
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