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Today, my mother asked me if I'd heard of anal sex. Before I could fully process her question, she explained that it's dangerous because the tissues of the anus are finer and more susceptible to STDs. There were still forty minutes left in our car ride. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30745) - you deserved it (2852)

On 06/05/2010 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by SlickMcK - United States (New York)

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