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Today, my mother asked me if I'd heard of anal sex. Before I could fully process her question, she explained that it's dangerous because the tissues of the anus are finer and more susceptible to STDs. There were still forty minutes left in our car ride. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37725) - you deserved it (3843)

On 06/05/2010 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by SlickMcK - United States (New York)

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Tell her you need "a nap" and to turn off auto-correct on your iPhone.

#4 - On 06/05/2010 at 8:01pm by perdix

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You should ask her how Dad gives it to her. That will make the last 39 minutes of your ride silent . . . or more disturbing than the Blue Waffle.

#9 - On 06/05/2010 at 8:06pm by perdix

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