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Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20228) - you deserved it (39505)

On 06/03/2010 at 4:54am - intimacy - by elevenharries (woman) - United Kingdom

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Usually shower doors at least click into place...how hard did you throw yourself against it?!

#14 - On 06/03/2010 at 10:24am by jonjon1217

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how did you not remember? sorry, ydi.

#2 - On 06/03/2010 at 10:12am by margxoxo

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