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Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20672) - you deserved it (54356)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

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