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Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25906) - you deserved it (66890)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

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You didn't know where your gf's father works? That bites.... Next time, tell him its for sex ed and your teaching kids how to put it on a banana.

#3 - On 02/23/2009 at 1:37am by slyvanilla_creme

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"her dads a cashier? he sure got far in life..."
@#1: You shouldn't be so ignorant, some people couldn't afford higher education. Or perhaps Kim's dad was an immigrant just trying to establish a life in a new country. It's hard for them.

#12 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:57am by Miru

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