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Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in saying "Thats an expensive bed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23621) - you deserved it (9492)

On 05/23/2010 at 3:27am - intimacy - by EmbarrassedDaughter (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Yeah, be careful with your bed, too much sex broke mine D:

#6 - On 05/23/2010 at 10:12am by Devolver

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it's okay. well how would you lose balance so easily. ? and maybe it was expensive

#8 - On 05/23/2010 at 10:18am by smiley_ily

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