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Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58577) - you deserved it (8315)

On 04/17/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by RotoRooter (man) - United States (Oregon)

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