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Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML


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On 04/17/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by RotoRooter (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Now you aren't the only one with backed-up pipes.

#7 - On 04/17/2009 at 10:10am by rukusrazor

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what an awful way to be cockblocked.

but then again, you were in a bathroom.....

#3 - On 04/17/2009 at 10:04am by hahaha6

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