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Today, I realized that going back on birth control has made my acne go away and my boobs bigger. However, to my boyfriend's dismay, I've completely lost my sex drive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35803) - you deserved it (5022)

On 05/09/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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that'll happen. talk to your doctor and change pills until you find one that works. good luck :)

#3 - On 05/09/2010 at 5:38pm by nickiloo22

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tell your bf he's gotta lick it before he can stick it, that'll get the juice flowing!

#17 - On 05/09/2010 at 6:36pm by NEcountryboy

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