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Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36573) - you deserved it (9475)

On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States

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YOUR FRIEND ROCKS :">

#3 - On 05/09/2010 at 2:10pm by chocolateybar

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LOL! your guy frnd IS amazing :P

#17 - On 05/09/2010 at 2:22pm by YUMmMm

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