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Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41781) - you deserved it (5251)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

's life also sucks
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

diddlysquat also deserved it
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed…

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my friends first sexual experience was when he was 16, he was eating out this asian college girl. She lost control and shit all over his face. i cherish that story, and wanna tell my kids about it one day. "Hey kids! wanna hear one about your uncle james?"

#17 - On 03/16/2009 at 10:27pm by Chase55

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So you can honestly say you shagged the S out of him.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 10:01am by central skrutinizr

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