my friends first sexual experience was when he was 16, he was eating out this asian college girl. She lost control and shit all over his face. i cherish that story, and wanna tell my kids about it one day. "Hey kids! wanna hear one about your uncle james?"
LMFAO! im in a very public place right now, sitting alone in a corner, and literally laughing out loud. Honestly, i think i peed a little! hahahahaha
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