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By oww - 19/09/2018 00:35
Today, I had my first cervical screening. I was assured that it won't be more than a slight discomfort; no one prepared me for the most excruciating pain I've ever felt. Like many first time, I bled, walked funny and can still feel it. I lost my 'virginity' to a poorly lubed plastic stick. FML