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By "buckstop1" - 19/07/2018 08:23
Today, I discovered that I derive more pleasure from scratching my balls than from receiving fellatio from my girlfriend. FML.
Doesn’t necessarily mean that she’s bad at it, my ex boyfriend didn’t enjoy it either but my current boyfriend can’t get enough it of (so I know it’s not me that’s bad at it lol), just some guys don’t enjoy it like other guys do.
Doesn’t necessarily mean that she’s bad at it, my ex boyfriend didn’t enjoy it either but my current boyfriend can’t get enough it of (so I know it’s not me that’s bad at it lol), just some guys don’t enjoy it like other guys do.
Doesn’t necessarily mean that she’s bad at it, my ex boyfriend didn’t enjoy it either but my current boyfriend can’t get enough it of (so I know it’s not me that’s bad at it lol), just some guys don’t enjoy it like other guys do.
Sounds like she sucks at giving head. Har dee har har. I'll show myself out now.