Today, Rudolph's nose burned out. I had to guide the sleigh....

By amazed_71 - 19/11/2016 04:55 - United States

Today, Rudolph's nose burned out. I had to guide the sleigh. FML

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By JessThompson - 05/12/2012 16:50 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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By areyouserial - 05/12/2011 13:21 - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2020 05:03 - United States - Burlington

Today, I blew Christmas out of my nose. Out of one nostril came thick green mucus, and out of the other, thick red blood. Let the holiday season begin. FML

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By bakergirl - 16/11/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML

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By frownyface - 14/01/2012 17:32 - United States

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

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By XmasGrinch - 24/12/2016 13:49

Today, on Christmas Eve, as I was getting my car loaded for the holiday rounds to the in-laws and parents, my car decided now was the time to break down. I recently put in over $1000 fixing it. FML

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Christmas is treacherous

By Jeremy - 20/12/2020 23:00

Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML

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CalculatedRisk 19

Saturday 19 November 2016 6:01

santas exercise routine seems to be working well.

Tarlachia 33

Sunday 20 November 2016 0:41

Seriously? I saw way better suggested captions than this one. This isn't the first time that's happened either.

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CalculatedRisk 19

Saturday 19 November 2016 6:01

santas exercise routine seems to be working well.

Magnoxidans 19

Saturday 19 November 2016 6:15

Santa: Rust belt edition

watermelon15 35

Saturday 19 November 2016 14:04

That's pretty cute hehe

Tarlachia 33

Sunday 20 November 2016 0:41

Seriously? I saw way better suggested captions than this one. This isn't the first time that's happened either.

littlefoott69 14

Sunday 20 November 2016 2:40

look! an American sled dog!

jimmyironic 9

Sunday 20 November 2016 4:53

lame caption

cuz803 44

Monday 21 November 2016 23:03

Not only is this one rubbish, it's repetitive when a caption is rubbish.Smh

DarkPrinceT 3

Tuesday 22 November 2016 17:04

Why won't you guys give us a dislike button? Every other type of FML has one.

luke73tnt 17

Thursday 24 November 2016 14:31

Gotta do it somehow

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Christmas is treacherous

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